Since the age of video games, there is one villain that has always been. The infamous Bowser has been fighting the Super Mario Brothers since 1985. He's fallen into lava countless times, somehow escaping many painful deaths. And after every castle, you always find enjoyment in taking that golden ax and forcing him to fall to his brutal fate. He's crashed 11 different parties and kidnapped Princess Peach (himself) 8 different times. He's captured Princess Peach's castle and locked all the doors. He's turned into a rainbow monster and turned her paintings into levels. He's harnessed star power and shaped entire galaxies. He actually found the center of the universe and built an entire planet there. He has entire armies of Goombas, Koopas, and Bullet Bills. Yet he still sucks at his job.
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